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Spiders, Orcs, and other Horrible Things... written @ 1:24 PM on August 13, 2002 I have no explanation for yesterday's entry. Yeah... Anyway, I'm embarking on the most treacherously dangerous part of my cleaning quest. With technically three days left in my summer vacation, I am traveling for many a mile to the bowels of my household-- to the forbidden corner of my basement where my art supplies, work, and other curiosities are stashed (and not very neatly). I've read my tarot cards to see what dangers lie in store for me, and the gods have spoken of spiders of various sorts, cobwebs, Ringwraiths, and other strange organisms that have trespassed into the Kingdom of All-Mine. But fear not! I shall win this war. And you want to know how and why? Because of those special inventions called the vaccuum and the vaccuum tube. Hopefully, all foul beasts living in the deepest recesses of my lands shall be sucked into the swirling vortex of a black hole, never to see the light of day again. There will be no Fellowship for this dangerous quest. I am on my own. Do not weep for me, dearest ones, but when you look to the stars, think of me. Sam (or Samwise, if you want to be particular). Battling my way through my own war with only the clothes on her back and the vaccuum tube, her sword, in her hand. Yeeeeeup. I'm procrastinating. *Jeopardy music* Okay... maybe I'll go... Maybe. *sigh*
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