The Diary of Queen Mothy |
The Stellar Harry Potter Cast written @ 10:34 PM on October 10, 2002 I just spent the past two hours on both the Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings websites. Holy shit, guys, check out the movie trailers for both-- Hollywood's in a for a wild ride. The trailers are freaking awesome. First of all, there's approximately 35 days before the U.S. premiere of Harry Potter, and every day at dinner, my college capadres raise a glass and shout the number of days left in a toast. We've assigned code names to the college capadres and people around the campus. I am Hermione because I'm always working. Derek is Professor Lupin because his hair vaguely reminds us of a werewolf. Brad is Professor Quirrel because he can do a great impression of him. Brian is Ron because he IS Ron. Annalyse is Madame Hooch/another Hermione. The chairman of the art department is Dumbledoore because, well, he's got the beard. The chairman of the theater department is Professor Snape, and here's why. There was this one kid in Brian and Derek's acting class who claimed-- in a dead serious voice-- that he was going to be the next Tom Cruise to Joe. Chairman Joe looked at the guy like he was nuts. And that just reminded me of the part in "The Sorceror's Stone" where Snape's like, "Mr. Potter.... Our... New... Celebrity." Kayla and Amy are Quidditch Chasers Angelina and Katie-- they just don't know it yet. Daniel and another Brian are Goyle and... shit, the other kid's name just left me. And this idiotic kid in my stagecraft class has been unanimously voted a cross between Draco Malfoy and Neville Longbottom. Flippant John has also been unanimously voted Professor Lockhart. No one is our group is cool enough to play Harry. We don't yet have a Mad-Eye Moody, a Professor McGonagall, Dobby, Fred and George Weasley, Volde--*gasp* You-Know-Who, and couple of others. So here's my filler-in cast list: Jeff is Mad-Eye Moody. Katharine is Ginny Weasley. Elliott is Voldemort. Ashley is Professor McGonagall. Casey is Hagrid. Christine is Hedwig/Mourning Myrtle, the ghost that haunts the girl's bathroom in the Chamber of Secrets. Sean is Wormtail. (Hey, if the glove fits...) Jessica is Winky the house-elf. Liz can play the Divinations professor, whom we'll call Prof. T because I forget her full name. Maria can play Professor Sprout. And Ryan can play Harry Potter! Liz's brother can play Dobby the house-elf. And my brother and Kim E's brother can play George and Fred Weasley. What a stellar cast! I'm going home tomorrow because it's fall break and they're making us go home. It ought to be an interesting trip, as it will be the first time I'm attempting the drive between my college and my house by myself in my car, whom I've lovingly named Esmeralda the Emerald UNYCORN. Mother sent me precise directions, but knowing me, I'll manage to fuck it up somehow and end up in Canada or defenseless in Over-the-Rhine. Today was relatively good. Got through Drawing II relatively unscathed by Orcs. Gave my presentation on my Elvish family in immigration experiences AND had a breakthrough in my great-great-great grandfather's line. And math by Sauron was cancelled today because his Eye was elsewhere (he simply didn't show up.). Tomorrow I have an exam of Ent proportions in stagecraft. Plywood and foam and radial arm saws everywhere, look out. I'm going back to Lakota East on Monday to pick up my yearbook and... stalk around the place for a little while. Jessica, if you want to do anything this weekend, let me know. I'm off until Wednesday.
A Bit of History ~ And Onward! L'Amour Toujours! - August 08, 2005 |
Latest Entry | Archives | Diaryland |
Profile | Diaryrings | |
Guestbook | E-mail Me | Leave a note |
Art Work (Coming Soon) | Genealogy (Coming Soon) | The-Last-Unicorn.net |